Friday, March 6, 2009

Things I have Learned

Statistically, 20% of women find this blog offensive.
The other 80% are in the kitchen, where they should be!

6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy!
1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together.
9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The 10th man prefers the 9 men.
9 out of 9 women are annoying when the speak.
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
4 out of 3 people prefer english to math.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
1 out of 6 people have had sex at work. (shouldn't that should be 2 out of 12)

50% of people believe that sex is "the connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one." The other 50% are men.

It is said that the average male will have sex 2580 times during his life. Statistically, that means I am going to live until I'm 197. And finally, according to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten


  1. What woman in her right mind would find your blog offensive? Seriously..ask...and Post Her Name in CAPS repeatedly. That should teach her.

    Ive always heard that 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

    Do you ever keep soup in your pockets?

    Just a passing thought.

  2. I find women that find this blog offensive... OFFENSIVE! ;)

  3. "9 out of 9 women are annoying when the speak."

    That's so unfair!

    ...just when they speak?

  4. @ Sher, I cant post her name as she knows where I sleep and cooks my soup. Plus she doesn't allow me to keep anything in my pockets.

    @ Kip Careful now, that my wife you're talking about.

    @ Andrew You have a VERY good point.

  5. Andrew doesn't have any women in his life! :P