The other 80% are in the kitchen, where they should be!
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy!
1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together.
9 out of 10 men prefer large breasts. The 10th man prefers the 9 men.
9 out of 9 women are annoying when the speak.
3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
4 out of 3 people prefer english to math.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
1 out of 6 people have had sex at work. (shouldn't that should be 2 out of 12)
50% of people believe that sex is "the connecting of two people's souls through two people's bodies, as one." The other 50% are men.
It is said that the average male will have sex 2580 times during his life. Statistically, that means I am going to live until I'm 197. And finally, according to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten
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What woman in her right mind would find your blog offensive? Seriously..ask...and Post Her Name in CAPS repeatedly. That should teach her.
ReplyDeleteIve always heard that 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
Do you ever keep soup in your pockets?
Just a passing thought.
I find women that find this blog offensive... OFFENSIVE! ;)
ReplyDelete"9 out of 9 women are annoying when the speak."
ReplyDeleteThat's so unfair!
...just when they speak?
@ Sher, I cant post her name as she knows where I sleep and cooks my soup. Plus she doesn't allow me to keep anything in my pockets.
ReplyDelete@ Kip Careful now, that my wife you're talking about.
@ Andrew You have a VERY good point.
Andrew doesn't have any women in his life! :P
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