My friend Glenn called and was a little bummed out about having another fight with his girlfriend. He kicked her out this time but I can understand why. I mean she is always going on and on about her female problems. So what if she has missed two fuck!ing periods. Big Deal. Get over it.
Glenn and I have decided to go protest down at the abortion clinic later tonight. And to show them we mean business we plan on taking eggs and throwing them at the building. We're really upset about all this taking life before it is even born.
I'm not in any hurry to go home after work cause I had a little fight with my lady too. All I said was "there are three things about you that I really can't stand."
She says "Oh no, what are they?"
I said "Your chin."