Wednesday, April 22, 2009

10 Things

Like most people my age, I'm 47. I hardly ever call my mother so she called me today and said she's worried I might be getting Alzheimer's. I told her she should forget about it, I would. It seemed like we had had that conversation before though. Do people with Alzheimer's have deja vu?

I was going to try to go back to school and get some higher learnin but apparently I flunked my history exam. Seems that "Through three hundred years of inbreeding" is the totally wrong answer to the question “How has Bible belt culture evolved?”

So that leaves me with time on my hands. I'm going to make a list of 10 things I would like to do before I die.

  1. I want to learn how to say “keep the noise down” in sign language.

  2. I want to stop putting things off, and always finish what I sta


  1. Whoa, ummmm...did you kick the bucket befroe you even had the chance to finish your list? Sorry.

  2. WTF? I kept lookin' for some goddamn link to the rest of your goddamn list. It took me a bottle of JD and four doobs before I figured out there was no more to be read. I tell you what, mister. You're pretty goddamn clever. Why I'm even going to go so far as to say the word you were going to end with was "started". Am I right? Am I goddamn right? Oh please tell me right away, as soon as possible and lickety goddamn split.

    See ya.

  3. Now that I've stopped laughing I'll tell ya your more than half right. For a few shots of that Jack, one doob and a fraction of a lickety split, I'd have saved you some time and a hangover. You know I never fini

  4. Hilarious! I would have flunked that history exam as well.

  5. Is that drool coming from yer mouth?

    I think you fell asleep.


    Eat Well. Live Well.

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  7. You are a funny one :) Thanks for sharing your sense of humor...