Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Coveting Eyeglasses

So I was talking to Joe today about those evil atheists and I pointed out that without religion there is no basis for moral behavior. He comes back with some silly remark about how you can just fell feel when something is wrong and you shouldn't do it.

I noticed a sign on the wall that said “Treat others the way you want to be treated.” I said life would be good if everyone would just do that, and then I pointed out to him that that was from the Bible. He said “No. It's in the Bible but someone had to think it first before they wrote it down, and it could have been a saying for centuries before the Bible was even written.

I agreed and said that if it was that important it probably would have been one of the commandments. Joe thought it was but I was sure it was not. He said but “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife" is. I pointed out to him that I didn't want to covet her, I just I want to fuck her. Hell I don't even own a covet.

Then Joe wanted to know what a covet was. Look for all I know its a cover for a Duvet. The conversation went down hill from there. I found out that Joe played sports in high school during that same visit though. He said his usual position was 'left out.' A while later Glenn joined us with his new eye glasses. He had just came from his ex-girlfriend's house and she told him they looked like birth control glasses. Nobody is going to lay him looking like that. All things considered it was a decent day. Looking forward to doing it again tomorrow.

7 comments:

  1. That's a coverlet you retard!!!!

    That's fucking hilarious!

    If I did the whole 'Treat others as you want to be treated' bullshit, I'd be royally screwed!

    How can I possibly treat a complete moron like some one as awesome as say.... I don't know... I should be treated???

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  2. I've got three 'covets' in the attic. You can have one. It just has some weird sticky stuff on it. If I did the whole 'Treat others...' thing, I would be largely ignored, since I ignore most people in public. Funny post, dude.

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  3. What Kelly's leaving out, is that they are tied up and gagged!!!!

    You know you love me Psycho!!!

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  4. If I were to treat everyone the way I want to be treated I'd have to drop to my knees and make a big O with my mouth every time someone entered the room.

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  5. Michael! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! LMAO!

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  6. OOOOOOOO...PLUNGE! I tell my wife all the time, "Only a real lady gives head". Luckily, my wife is a real lady. Maybe that's why I feel so DRAINED all the time.

    Ha ha ho ha. Hey, Crazy Ash (see... I'm polite and shit) It's more fun when they're tied up and gagged because they have to piss and poop themselves. Tee hee. Break out the video camera! Woo hoo!

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