Monday, February 15, 2010


Do you know of any other Country that has named a State after a bucket of chicken?

I was in a KFC the other day and I had to stand in line for quite a few minutes before having my order taken. When I finally got to the counter the young lady said to me: “Sorry about your wait”. Well I told her “You're not so skinny yourself Chunky!” Then I felt bad. I remembered that is politically un-correct to insult the waitstaff before you get your food.

But this girl was super sized. I only imagine that when she sits in the tub, the water in the toilet bowl rises. I have found an easy way to get a large woman to lose 30 pounds though. I drink a 12 pack of Budweiser. It can work in reverse too. When she drinks I grow hair.

My lack of locks was caused by sudden onset baldness. My wife read in some magazine that she would have more fun if she shaved her twat. I woke up the next morning with no hair. Seriously I only realized I was going bald when it kept taking longer and longer to wash my face.

Now before you disappear like my split ends ...

Why should you never have sex with a fat lady with AIDS?

What? You need a third reason?


  1. LOL did Kevin Smith say all that?

  2. bw-HAHAHAHA!!!!!

    I mean, uh, I'm offended!


  3. Boning fat chicks is fun. It's like playing a game of Hide n' Seek with their hoo-hoo because of all the flabs of fat you have to lift to find it. And then, when you do find it, she queefs right in your face.

    Aaaahhh... Paradise.

    Funny post, dude. Another reason you don't want to insult the staff before getting your food is because you take the risk of them putting a booger, or worse, in your food.

  4. Excellent, as usual. Now I'll pop off to McDonald's and order haggis.

  5. Hillarious. Why bone a fat chick? There is more cushion in the pushin! LOL