10 Things

Like most people my age, I'm 47. I hardly ever call my mother so she called me today and said she's worried I might be getting Alzheimer's. I told her she should forget about it, I would. It seemed like we had had that conversation before though. Do people with Alzheimer's have deja vu?

I was going to try to go back to school and get some higher learnin but apparently I flunked my history exam. Seems that "Through three hundred years of inbreeding" is the totally wrong answer to the question “How has Bible belt culture evolved?”

So that leaves me with time on my hands. I'm going to make a list of 10 things I would like to do before I die.

1. I want to learn how to say “keep the noise down” in sign language.

2. I want to stop putting things off, and always finish what I sta

Resolution

My friend Joe (the computer geek) has finally decided on his new year resolution. 1024 x 768. I'll let you think on that a while.

I need a new years resolution. I don't want to have more than one because the ADD might kick in and I'll get nothing accomplished. So I've narrowed it down to 3 choices.

1. Post at least once a week on this here blog so that my future grandchildren can someday read the deep thoughts of a stick-in-the-mud hermit who hardly ever speaks to their parents.
2. Stop getting my work done on time at the office. My co-workers hate me because I make everyone else look bad. They have told me that I have taken a perfectly good job and fucked it up. I'm afraid my good work ethic may eventually cause me to become an isolated, depressed, social reject, who may become so dejected that I take my life before I become ultimate ruler of all time and space eternal. And besides, it is cutting into my blogging time.
   
3. Stop procrastinating.

I don't know. I'm leaning towards number three but I'll decide for sure next month. Maybe.

Right now I'm going to take this hook out of my ass and go get some sun. Later ...